My crazy little boy

During the day I can't post. The things that make me laugh hysterical now, just make me so mad during the day. Today for instance, Johnathan was "helping" with the dishes. He started playing with the squirter. Me: Johnathan you can't play with that. Put it down or you cant help with the dishes.
Johnathan: okay mom. 2 min. later he grabs the squirter and is looking at it, then squirts himself in the face. I suppress a chuckle as he is screaming his head off, then say Johnathan I told you not to do that. He stops and looks at me, okay mom. 2 min. later JOHNATHAN STOP! He grabbed the squirter and sprayed the kitchen like he was washing a car. Now I find it extremely funny. But he is keeping me on my toes. Yesterday. Me: Johnathan, why is Rosie screaming? Johnathan: I don't know
so I go running up the stairs, don't mind that dinner is on the stove, and sure enough Johnathan locked Rosie in their room. Johnathan also thinks it is so funny to grab Rosie's toys and take off running. I try to explain to Rosie he does it because 1-she gives the best reactions. 2-he really just wants her to play with him. He has also taken a liking to tackling people. If Rosie or Kathrine are sitting there he runs and knocks them over like they are bowling pins. A couple of months ago he dumped chocolate milk over Rosie. He was just laughing his head off. I told him to go to time out, he laughed the entire time while singing about chocolate milk!(if anyone has seen his shoulder dance, he was doing that too). A couple of days ago bath time, this is what our conversation went like: Johnathan: I have a poo poo. As he is pointing to his arm. Me: A what. Johnathan: A poo poo. Me: Johnathan that is not a poo poo, it is a boo boo. Johnathan: what Me: Johnathan poo poo is poop. You don't want to say you have poo poo on your arm. Johnathan: Uncontrollable laughter for the next 15 min. On the joy of potty training. Johnathan: Mommy CHANGE ME. I am stinky. Me: Johnathan, if you can tell me you are poopy it is time to use the potty. Johnathan: No thanks mom. Diaper. One day after bath. Me: Johnathan what is on the floor? Johnathan: Oh poop! Me: Johnathan you cant just poop on the floor. Johnathan: okay mommy.
I love this boy. All the things he does, it is usually because of curiosity. How can I be upset with that.(well for long anyway) He has this incredible zest for life, an infectious smile and laugh. He keeps us all happy! I love you buddy!